The purple pandas joke?

So a boy..lets call him johny.. was walking to school. He stumbled upon a piece of paper. The piece of paper said purple pandas. Confused, he walked to school to ask what this mysteriois word was. He was in class and he passed the note to his friend. The teacher catches him and reads the paper. "Purple Pandas". She gasps and says "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!" Confused, he goes to the principal's office. He gets there and the principal looks at the boy and says "Why are you here Johny boy?" He says "my teacher sent me here because i found a piece of paper that had this word and i didnt know what it ment an-" The principal stops him in mi sentance. "What was the word son?" "Purple pandas" he says without hesitation. " IM CALLING YOUR PARENTS!!" he yells at the boy. His mother picks him up and brings him home. "What did you do son?" He says "well i was walking to school and i found this piece of paper. I didnt know what the word ment so i brought it to class and was showing eric and the teacher caught me and was mad and said the word was bad so he sent me to the pricipal's office and the principal was appauled so he called you and here i am!" His mom looks at him shocked. "Well what was the word?" He looks at her "Are you gonna get mad?" "No..What was the word?" "Purple pandas" " OH MY GOD SON GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" " WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER HEARS!" He runs upstairs to his room confused. His father comes home and he asks " Why is your mother upset with you son?" "Well i was walking to school and i found this piece of paper and i didnt know what the word said, so i brogght it to school and i was showhng it to Eric when the teacher caught me and read the paper, then she sent me to the principal's office and i told him the word and he got mad and called mom and mom came to get me and i told her the word and she sent me hete. All because fhis stupid word!!" He looks at Johny in disbelief. "well what was the word?" "Uh-uh..im not telling you. You're gonna get mad and yell!" "No i wont..what is it?" "Purple pandas." "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!" He runs out and is walking the streets alone at night. A cop pulls up and asks him. "What are you doing out at 3am son?" He says "Well, i was walking to school, i found a piece of paper that said this word and i didnt know what it ment. So i brought it to school and i was showing my friend Eric when the teacher caught me, read the word, got mad and Sent me to the pricipal. i told the principal what the word was and he got SUPER mad and called my mom. Then my mom picked me up and i told her what the word was and she got mad and sent me to my room to wait for my dad. My dad got home and i told him what the word was and he kicked me out. So here i am with my bag walking the streerts." he says. The cop looks confused. "Whats the word?" "OH NO. No no no. Im not telling YOU." "oh come on, im a cop. Ive heard some of the dirtiest words in town" He says grabbing his belt. "Oh alright, The word is Purple Pandas!" "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL YOU FOUL MOUTHED LIL RUT!!!" he yells while slapping cuffs on him. He soba and sits in jail. Hes looking out the window and hears "PSST," its a guy standing in a suit."You want to know what purple pandas means?" Johny nods in disbelief. "Break out of jail and meet me at the gas station." So he digs and digs and FINALLY maked his way out of jail. He goes to cross ths street then WHAM!!!!! He gets hit by a bus. Point of the story is look both ways before crossing the street!! :D